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[ Suitable Attire ]
Imagine the situation. You're in Carryduff (or Saintfield). The
natives are walking past you pointing fingers and laughing so much
that some of them actually fall over. This doesn't sound like a
great start to your holiday does it? This section will help you to
avoid this situation.
What they were laughing at was your clothing. You definitely
stood out as a tourist (and we know how much they don't like
"outsiders"). On this page you'll find out what people all around
Northern Ireland wear for clothes.
Suitable Attire for Young Girls 4-8
*Please Note: girls face has been hidden to protect identity.
As you can see from the picture, the best attire
for 4-8 year old girls is navy dress with white polka dots, a lovely
brown shawl and a rock to sit on. Hair colour is optional.
Suitable Attire for Young Boys 4-8
White shirt, brown "waist coat" and brown trousers. Shoes are
optional.
Suitable Attire for Teenage Boys
*Please Note: Due to the Brightness of the Luminosity no pictures
were able to be taken. Entire rolls of film were ruined by the
amount of light shining on the lens.
Kitting out Teenage boys is rather easier than expected. If you are
bringing a teenage male into the country, it's best to follow these
guidelines, to make him fit in:
Hair:
Shaved back and sides, leave a "fringe" and apply liberal amounts of
hair gel/spray
Facial Hair:
As much as can be humanly possible for a 13 year old
T-Shirt:
Polo style, thinly striped if possible in most garish colours
possible
Jacket:
Shellsuit type jacket / Tracksuit type jacket *MUST* have 3 stripes
running down length of arms, Tan colour
Trousers:
Blue denims are acceptable by the masses
Shoes:
Must be brightest coloured shoes available. Failing that, Tan
coloured boots will suffice.
Headgear:
Sports cap, which must be logo orientated. Worn at a 45 degree angle
(I know, seems to defy gravity, but hair gel will hold it in place)
Misc:
11 pieces of gold jewellery- 5 Rings, 2 bracelets, 2 necklaces and 3
earrings
Pool Cue optional
Suitable Attire for Teenage Girl
Ideally, if you are bringing one to Northern Ireland, she should be
pregnant. This is one feature that will make her blend in. Most
non-pregnant teenage girls, or Millies as they are commonly known,
are at least a stone over-weight and have a large, gaping mouth.
Chew 4 pieces of gum at one time.
Hair:
Permed beyond belief. Should defy rational thought. Highlighted
(badly) blonde. On warm days. tie hair back with 15 individually
coloured "scrunchies".
Make-Up:
Apply liberally.
Jumper:
Any jumper, as long as it has a large brand name across the chest.
Navy / Purple
Jeans:
Again Blue denim is acceptable, though many choose navy trackpants
with 3 white stripes
Shoes:
See Teenage Boys
Misc:
Very large gold hoop style earings. Followed by Claddagh style
earrings. One per ear. A multitude of Necklaces.
Bracelets
A pram
Mobile Phone
4 friends dressed EXACTLY the same
Some adults dress exactly the same as their teenage counterparts,
while most tend to try to dress like normal humans.
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